In Binan Koukou Chikyuu Bouei-bu Love!, a group of high school boys unexpectedly find themselves bestowed with magical powers by a pink wombat, urging them to become the Earth Defense Club. Despite their initial desire to simply relax at the Kurotama Bath, they are tasked with defending Earth as Battle Lovers against villains led by a green hedgehog. Throughout their adventures, they face off against bizarre foes like the chikuwabu monster and a chopstick phantom. Can these unlikely heroes, the guardians of love, fend off those who seek to eradicate love, or will the Earth Conquest Club spread animosity across the world?